Ghost Rider is coming out this weekend, which features Nicolas Cage with his hair on fire, which is a big improvement over him hollering “Put the bunny back in the box” in Con Air.  But we at Top X wondered about the practicality of turning into a spirit with a flaming skull all the durn time, so we present to you The Top X Things People Say When Their Skull Keeps Catching on Fire.

15.   “At least liars can take their pants off.”

14.  “Flame off! Flame OFF!  FLAME OFFF!” 

13.  “I’d like a convertible please. Yes I’m aware it’s raining.”

12.  “Hello, I’m going door to door selling fire extinguishers…”

11.  “I am not a Bunsen burner.  I am a human being.  A man.”
 
10.  “Don’t look at me for ideas.  It’s a bunch of flames, not a light bulb.”

9.  “I call it the “Don Kingsford” look.”

8.  “Hey, Trump!  You’re my head!”

7.  “Get those goddamn marshmallows out of here!”

6.  “What do you mean I’m not allowed on the rope ladder?”

5.  “Stop smoking?  I wish I could *start*!”

4.  “Sweetie, it’s a great present.  Of course I like it.  And I understand that you spent a lot of time knitting it for me.  But, you know, it’s a hat.  And I have that condition.  You know.  The skull on fire thing?  So….”

3.  “That’s very funny officer.  Where’s the fire.  Never heard that one before.  Just write the ticket, a$$hole.”

2.  “You have fire insurance, right?”

1.  “I’ll tell you one thing, that’s the last transatlantic flight I ever make on a dirigible.”