The Top X list, that staple of American humor, is revived here for your amusement.  The Top X crew noted that, apparently, American Idol ice cream is on sale at a store near you.  Why, we can’t say.  Whether it’s tasty, we don’t know.  All we know are the Top X American Idol Ice Cream Flavors:

10. Clay Aiken’s “Closet Rainbow Sherbet”
9. Paula Abdul’s “Rum Raisin with Methadone Sprinkles”
8. If I’m Being Honest, This Ice Cream Sucks
7. Randy Jackson’s “I’m Feeling You, Dog” (with real dog extract)
6. Cone Deaf
5. Praline Pitchy with Shrillsicles
4. William Hung’s “Unflavored”
3. Cocopaula
2. Delusions N’ Cream

And, filling out his XXXXL jersey at #1:
1. Ruben Studdard’s “Super-Double-Throwdown Extra Chocolate Velvet Teddy Bear #205″