T’was the night before Christmas, when all though the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for a grouse
The tube socks were hung on the lampshade with care
In hopes that Ol’ Santy Claus soon would be there
Little Jimmy was snugly tucked in his dog-bed
While visions of sty-ro-foam danced in his head
And Jimmy in his wood-pile and Jimmy in her cot
Had just gone to sleep, as good Jimmys ought
When down from the street came the sound of a siren
They sprang from their beds to see what was transpirin?
Jimmy flew to the window to see what she could
While Jimmy nervously munched on a big hunk of wood
As she peered through the darkness and into the night
Outside was the flash of a red and blue light
And, what to her shock should she see down below
But a single blue cop car, parked in the snow
With a little old driver, all big, fat and hairy
It must be the Sherriff, their old adversary!
Forcing his girth from the car, he got out
And, raising a megaphone, he started to shout:
“Now Jimmy and Jimmy, you Possible twins!
Ha ha! I bet that you thought that you’d win!
I know that you thought that you had me confounded,
But you’d better come out! I’ve got you surrounded!”
Up in their apartment the two Jimmys sighed
Jimmy opened the window and then he replied
“Our name is IM-possible, you fat stupid boor!
You just don’t listen! We’ve told you before!”
Laughing, the Sheriff said, “Not that old trick!
You two must think I’m as dumb as a stick!
Since you won’t come out,” he said with a grin
While he cocked his gun, “I’ll just have to go in!”
With a thunderous kick he beat down the door
And started upstairs to Jimmy and Jimmy’s floor
The Jimmys grabbed Little Jimmy, his goggles and cape
And ran to the roof to make their escape
They opened the door and ran into the night
When their eyes were met with a fabulous sight
Eight tiny reindeer stood there on the roof
With bells round their necks and on every hoof
Behind them, a beautiful shiny red sleigh
Filled to the brim with gifts for Christmas Day
But Jimmy and Jimmy had no time to waste
They had to hide from the Sheriff in haste!
All out of breath the Sheriff arrived
And behind the sleigh the two Jimmys dived
Madly, the Sheriff was looking around
When he slipped on some ice and fell to the ground
His head hit the roof with an awful loud CRACK
And he lay there, unconscious, stretched out on his back
At first the two Jimmys weren?t sure what to do
But then in an instant they knew, yes, they knew
From the back of the sleigh they took one empty bag
Stuffed the Sheriff inside and stuck on a tag
On it they wrote “From Santa, To Gina
Special Delivery, Destination: Argentina”
And once they had put the bag back on the sled
Downstairs they crept and went right back to bed
But they heard the Sheriff exclaim, as he woke in his sack
“You darned Possible twins! I’ll get you! I’ll be BAAAACK!”